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"Is there such a thing as a 'wibbery'? If there are, I want to steal millions and millions of them: then I will go down in history as the perpetrator of the Great Wibbery Robbery.",
	"No, this isn't a small penis. It's a big penis that's a long way away.",
	"I prefer natural yoghurt. You can always tell when yoghurt has silicone in it, and it's never as good.",
	"It's okay to just sit in your armchair idly theorising, but there comes a time when you have to get up and <b>do</b> Philosophy.",
	"<b>You</b> may call it a blindfold: <b>I</b> call it a Virtual Reality Completely Dark Room<sup>(tm)</sup>.",
	"Let's put Operation DoAbsolutelyNothingAtAll <i>into action</i>!",
	"I'm hopeless with figures. I'm hopeless for names as well. Come to think of it, I'm also really bad for fresh vegetables and farm produce. My advice if you want any of that sort of stuff is to avoid me altogether and go to a greengrocer instead.",
	"He's in an altered state of consciousness: he's dead.",
	"Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?",
	"I have what I call Discount Healing Powers. After one touch from me, the blind can walk and the lame can see.",
	"I'd hate to have my legs chopped off: it'd be really difficult to play Twister",
	"So... <b>you</b> are my foe. But never forget that 'foe' is a combination of 'fool' and 'ho'!",
	"I usually have a big argument when I go to have my hair cut. The hairdresser says 'Today I'll make your hair all sumptuous and lovely.' and I say 'No! I want it to be even <i>more</i> lovely <i>than that</i>!' He insists, but I eventually argue him round.",
	"My reaction to that suggestion is a combination of disgust, arousal... <i>and arousal</i>.",
	"There are two classes of people who are said to 'need commitment'. The first is single women in their late twenties or thirties. The other is the criminally insane."
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